User:Onetwothreeip/The Philosophers' Football Match

Germany 0–1 Greece
  • Socrates 89'
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Attendance: 80,000
Referee: Confucius (China)
GK   1 Gottfried Leibniz
BK   2 Immanuel Kant
BK   3 Georg "Nobby" Hegel (c)
BK   4 Arthur Schopenhauer
BK   5 Friedrich Schelling
MF   6 Franz Beckenbauer
MF   7 Karl Jaspers
FW   8 Karl Schlegel
FW   9 Ludwig Wittgenstein downward-facing red arrow 88'
FW 10 Friedrich Nietzsche Yellow card
FW 11 Martin Heidegger
Substitutions:
FW   1 Karl Marx upward-facing green arrow 88'
Manager:
Martin Luther
GK   1 Plato
BK   2 Epictetus
BK   3 Aristotle
BK   4 "Chopper" Sophocles
MF   5 Empedocles of Acragas
MF   6 Plotinus
MF   7 Epicurus
CB   8 Heraklitus
FW   9 Democritus
FW 10 Socrates (c)
FW 11 Archimedes
Substitutions:
Manager: