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This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
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Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
Nothing annoys this user more than when a teacher says that Wikipedia isn't reliable and that anybody can enter anything completely untrue that'll stay.
This user uses edit counts and service awards as helpful goals and milestones when editing Wikipedia, but still knows that they are not an accurate reflection of how much they have contributed to the site.
This user keeps the userboxes they made below this point!
This user opposes the Wikimedia Foundation's arbitrary, opaque, and dictatorial office-banning of administrators when the community and ArbCom are more than capable of handling the issue themselves.
Disclosures: I have never edited for pay and I never will. I use a lot of user scripts and gadgets (and even develop a couple) so I made PythoncoderAlt as an alt account to test what "stock Wikipedia" looks like for new users.