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The Russian Hamster Cabal is one of the many cabals on Wikipedia. In order to join, you must be a fuzzy, ball-shaped, Mongolian rodent, and you must be no more than six inches long. If you meet all of these criteria and wish to join, please type four tildes (tilde means ~) in the section titled "Members."
Unlike many other cabals, the Russian Hamster Cabal is quite real. Yes, there is a cabal. But it's not necessarily an evil cabal.
