User:SchmuckyTheCat

Personal wiki to-do list <--- If you think I should write an article, or want my help, feel free to update this. I might get around to it, someday.

I like monkeys. 猴 王. I contribute randomly to whatever my interests are. My original watchlist included Universal Serial Bus and a few smaller items. It has now grown exponentially as I unintentionally got involved in pedia-wide terminology battles. Woot, for the fun.

My likes: I drive a US market 1984 RX-7 with a ported 12A so I can woop ass. I like to eat pie, and hen fap. I usually use the same username wherever I'm at. You can find me on LiveJournal and I'm on admin on Encyclopædia Dramatica (which has nothing to do with what I do on Wikipedia).

My expertise: I worked on various technologies at one large software company for several years. In ensuing books or documentation; in at least one case I'm credited and in others I've asked not to be credited. On every modern PC I can point to something and claim I contributed to how it works. I'm deliberately vague here because I never plan to hang out credentials.

My career: I manage change: generally as a consultant to technology companies (or to the IT dept of non-tech companies) when they undergo large splits, buyouts, and mergers.

This [1] was a rather humourous vandalism of my page. I wish I had a Praise Allah key on my keyboard. I'd be hitting it as hard as I could. Maybe that's what broke it.