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Welcome to my userpage! Here, you can see my current projects, get to know me a bit, and take a look at stuff I've already written. You can also talk to me here, or, if you have something you don't want the whole world seeing, you can email me here. I have previously edited with this same account under the names Ssgem (April 2018 to September 2018) and WizardKing (September 2018 to July 2019). I reserve the right to completely screw something up, and give permission for you to whack me upside the head with a big, wet, nasty, smelly, disgusting, slimy fish if I do. I have RfA criteria which can be seen right here. I try to keep my number of mainspace edits at at least a third of my total edits, and if you ever notice me failing to do that, please do that whole fish thing I just talked about.
I am a straight male, and use he/him pronouns, but it matters little to me what pronouns you use as long as I know you're talking to me. I am an appointed, officially nonpartisan member of a local governmental board.
Shiny things I have