User:Sue Rangell/B.R.I.T.T.A.N.I.C.A.

This page was nominated for deletion on 25 March 2007. The result of the discussion was keep.

This page was nominated for deletion on March 25, 2007. The result on March 31, 2007 was Nomination Withdrawn.

This page was nominated for deletion on March 24, 2007. The result of the discussion was Move to user space.

This page was nominated for Speedy deletion on March 23, 2007. The result of the discussion was Keep.

This page contains material that is kept because it is considered humorous. Such material is not meant to be taken seriously.

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B.R.I.T.T.A.N.I.C.A.

(The Bespectacled Regiment Intent on Torpedoing and Terminating All 'Nowledge Inconvenient to Cabal Administrators) is a ancient secret society of administrators dating back to a time before the Egyptian pyramids. For thousands of years they have controlled the flow of information. It is they who control Jimbo and believe they are the secret guardians of Wikipedia’s true purpose, which is to disseminate new and controversial theories.

B.R.I.T.T.A.N.I.C.A. seeks to control The Truth™. It may not be verifiable. B.R.I.T.T.A.N.I.C.A. seeks to continue doing that which it has done for almost 10,000 years. B.R.I.T.T.A.N.I.C.A. is part of the great conspiracy to suppress, control and re-design The Truth™. It is they who have coordinated the hordes of anonymous keep votes at Articles for Deletion, and recruited the legions of brand new users who have registered just so they can ensure The Truth™ is told.

B.R.I.T.T.A.N.I.C.A. maintains an enemies list.

B.R.I.T.T.A.N.I.C.A.'s network of spies, agents, administrators, politicians, mafia figures, and dark nefarious shadowy controllers is not to be underestimated. Report all suspected B.R.I.T.T.A.N.I.C.A. activity immediately.