User:The Bipolar Anon-IP Gnome

Outside the box is where I live!

Just to vouchsafe my street cred, I was born in 1950, and I was pushing bits in Fortran (and using E-mail on ARPANET) back in the mid-70s … I have forgotten how to use more programming languages than most programmers ever learn (like APL, Forth, Lisp, Smalltalk, and SNOBOL) … and yes, I am an "expert dialectician and grammarian" who is perhaps Too Much in love with the sound of their own voice. (Who says that purple prose is a Bad Thing? You maybe could learn a thing or two from Joseph Goebbels. ;-) — The Bipolar Anon-IP Gnome (talk) 07:37, 4 January 2008 (UTC)