This user is not an administrator and does not wish to be one at this time.
This user watches over Wikipedia with the help of Twinkle!
This user is a WikiDragon: making massive, bold edits everywhere.
This user is a true Wikipedian and allows everyone in the universe to completely rewrite every edit they have written on Wikipedia. Likewise, this user reserves the right to completely rewrite edits by every user on Wikipedia.
This alleged user can be said to maintain an ill-defined policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people.
This user isn't looking to receive any barnstars. This user doesn't in fact even own a barn.