User:The Tom

Cookie-cutter self-expression This user is an administrator on the English Wikipedia. (verify) This user comes from Canada. This user is from British Columbia, Canada. This user is male. This user is straight. This user's favorite color is green. This user is an Aquarian. 狗 This user was born in the year of the Dog. This user is a carnivore. C2H5OH-3 This user utilizes alcohol at an advanced level. HTML-4 This user is an expert HTML user. PHP-2 This user is an intermediate PHP programmer. js-1 This user is a beginning JavaScript programmer. Java-4 This user is an expert coffee drinker. This user drinks tea. This user prefers the metric system. This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes. This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive. This user owns one or more dogs. This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one. This user is glad that Pluto isn't a planet. This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is. This user supports Amnesty International. This user supports peace in space. This user prefers parliamentary systems of government. CGY This user is a fan of the Calgary Flames This user is a better skier or snowboarder than you are. trek This user is mildly embarrassed to have a Star Trek userbox, but really, who are they kidding? firefly This user thinks Firefly is the greatest television series ever made. LOST 4…8…15…16…23…42… This user is LOST… This user wonders if there will ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark. HDM This user loves His Dark Materials. And is Dusty too, by the way..

For ages and ages I've been loathe to dress this userpage up with all sorts of cutesy biographical stuff. Then I discovered userboxes, and suddenly creativity ceased to be a preventative factor.

If only life were like that.

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