User:Thebiguglyalien/April Fools' Day 2024

I am ꂵꁲꁅꃔꌈꈜꀷꑀꊯꊿꌅꂵ꒐ꈜꀷꑀꏳꁲꑀ꒒꒐ꈜ, prodigal son of Mars. I have established residence on this planet to study its inhabitants and to assess all inter-planetary security threats they may introduce. Wikipedia and its methods coincide with my own, so at times I will document my studies on this platform to bring enlightenment to its native species. The topics on which I focus my studies are those believed to be the greatest threats to galactic stability.

While I possess valuable information about my home that would be of great use to this planet's development, I am unable to disclose it due to Wikipedia's conflict of interest requirements.

Useful links:
Casual conversation forum • Complaints box • Find Wikipedia's best • Useful sources

Things I wrote:
April Fools Day 2023 • April Fools Day 2024 • The Bible • Complaining • Things of value


Helpful Essays
Incivility
How to edit
Blunt advice


Source Wishlist

Each of these sources could allow for the creation of dozens if not hundreds of new articles.

  • Alhazred, Abdul (726). Kitab al-Azif [Necronomicon]. Miskatonic University Press. ISBN 978-1-68299-166-4.
  • God. עֲשֶׂרֶת הַדְּבָרִים [Ten Commandments] (in Biblical Hebrew) (Tablets of Stone ed.). Mount Sinai: Finger of God – via Moses.
  • Gomi, Tarō (1993) [1977]. みんなうんち [Everyone Poops] (in Japanese). Translated by Stinchecum, Amanda Mayer. Kane/Miller Book Publishers. ISBN 978-0-916291-45-7.
  • Goshawk, Miranda (1965). The Standard Book of Spells. Vol. 1. Hogsmeade, United Kingdom: Flourish & Blotts Publishers. ISBN 978-0-7475-3269-9.
  • Krustofsky, Herschel (1992). The Itchy & Scratchy Movie (Motion picture). Springfield, United States: Krustylu Studios.
  • Simpson, O. J.; Fenjves, Pablo (2007). If I Did It: Confessions of the Killer. Beaufort Books. ISBN 978-0-8253-0588-7.
  • "Help:Find sources". Wikipedia. 24 November 2009. Archived from the original on 2 February 2016.
  • Yagami, Light (2003). Ryuk (ed.). Death Note. Shinigami Realm Press.


Promoted articles

4 Featured Articles • 34 Good Articles • 1 Featured List

Things I found under my bed
Upcoming events
Easy-to-chew foods
Dogs
Misc



Nominations:

Current nominations

Good articles in progress


Featured articles in progress


Good topics in progress



Articles I've Reviewed
  1. Hominidae
  2. China
  3. Physics
  4. Twilight Sparkle
  5. United States
  6. Tom Brady
  7. Home Alone 3
  8. Home Alone 4
  9. Home Alone: The Holiday Heist
  10. Home Sweet Home Alone
  11. Film as a Subversive Art
  12. Nuclear weapons in the Fiji–Grenada war
  13. Colonization of Mars
  14. Human mission to Mars
  15. Space sexology
  16. Atheism
  17. uwu
  18. Human extinction
  19. Calculus
  20. Terroristic threat
  21. Divine revelation
  22. Chemistry
  23. India
  24. I
  25. Am (cuneiform)
  26. ... Not!
  27. Alien (franchise)
  28. The
  29. G-man
  30. M.A.D.E.
  31. A
  32. Replica


Unsolicited peanut gallery comments unless otherwise noted. Divine revelation in italics. Terroristic threats in bold.



Awards
  • The Content Creativity Barnstar[a]
    The Content Creativity Barnstar[a]
  • The Military Barnstar[b]
    The Military Barnstar[b]
  • The Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar[c]
    The Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar[c]
  • The Finger[d]
    The Finger[d]
  • The Rosetta Barnstar[e]
    The Rosetta Barnstar[e]
  • The Purple Barnstar[f]
    The Purple Barnstar[f]
  • The Photographer Barnstar[g]
    The Photographer Barnstar[g]
  • The Oversighter Barnstar[h]
    The Oversighter Barnstar[h]
  • The Sex Work Barnstar[i]
    The Sex Work Barnstar[i]
  • The Biography Barnstar[j]
    The Biography Barnstar[j]
  • A cow for you![k]
    A cow for you![k]
  • Wikimedian of the Year[l]
    Wikimedian of the Year[l]
  • The Outlaw Halo Award[m]
    The Outlaw Halo Award[m]
  • The Defender of the Wiki Barnstar[n]
    The Defender of the Wiki Barnstar[n]
  1. ^ I never would have thought to center the infobox in the middle of the page like that. justanexampleusername (talk) 19:48, 14 January 2023 (UTC)
  2. ^ I bestow to you this barnstar for your service in the first military occupation of Wikipedia. Thanks to you, the Nazi threat has been repelled. General Timothy Haugh ★★★★ – message 12:12, 9 March 2023 (UTC)
  3. ^ I still can't believe you drove all the way to my house just to cook me some soup! All I said was I'm not feeling my best today. How did you even find my address anyway? Merry_Mischievous_Monkey (talk) 02:33, 30 May 2023 (UTC)
  4. ^ Go to hell. Jimbo Wales (talk) 14:59, 5 June 2023 (UTC)
  5. ^ Thank you for translating all of those articles to Dothraki and Elvish. You've done a great service for the native speakers of these languages. Vezhven laja (talk) 03:15, 23 June 2023 (UTC)
  6. ^ I don't think you're a "raging drunken CIRaholic" :) 🌟 Wise Steward of Hogwarts 🌟 (talk 12:36, 21 July 2023 (UTC))
  7. ^ For proving that nudity can be art too, no matter how the body is contorted. g4xrr3614/talk 06:49, 7 August 2023 (UTC)
  8. ^ I know you're not an oversighter, but if there's anyone who deserves recognition for having their additions oversighted, it's you. Not Pope Francis (talk) 23:26, 15 August 2023 (UTC)
  9. ^ heheheheheheheheheh U No Wat U Did (talk) 03:36, 21 August 2023 (UTC)
  10. ^ So good at biography articles that you can add facts even the subjects didn't know. Mind blown. Chance the Dapper Rapper (rap battle with me) 09:43, 4 November 2023 (UTC)
  11. ^ Get it? Cause you're fat. Verbal Abuser (talk 12:21, 7 November 2023 (UTC))
  12. ^ Shhh I swiped this from the Wikimedia office, keep it out of sight. DOG (BARK) 05:09, 1 January 2024 (UTC)
  13. ^ The champion of IAR no matter what Little Johnny No-name (talk 11:23, 25 January 2024 (UTC)
  14. ^ you put those liberals in their place lol. i hate liberals. 192.0.2.16 (talk) 14:22, 12 March 2024 (UTC)