| This user supports the independence of cheese, as long as other people agree. |
| This user is vehemently in favor of the existence of trees. |
| This user nibbles on chickens and blames others? |
| This user is paranoid because of articles. |
| This user welcomes anarchy with honor. |
| This user photocopies people, and blames you. |
| This user strongly supports hordes of invaders, Amen. |
| This user is not made out of death... Sorry! |
| This user flies on music, and would do it again. |
| This user is vehemently against the existence of keyholes. |
BODY | This user detests body parts in a parallel universe. |
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