User:Toll Booth Willie/V

T.E.F.K.A.W.W.

This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.

"Surely this user can't be serious?"

This user lives in or is from the
United States Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

HC

This user is proud to be a
Holy Cross Crusader
"... and a Chu-Chu Rah-Rah!".

C

This user is a ~~long-suffering~~ fan of the Chicago Cubs.

NBOX

This editor thinks that user boxes are rarely relevant to Wikipedia.

It is approximately 01:10 where this user lives.

This editor is a Veteran Editor and is entitled to display this Iron Editor Star.

WPC

This user will get around to being a member of the Wikipedian Procrastination Club

This user has created 29 templates on Wikipedia.

This user has been awarded 4 Barnstars on Wikipedia.

This user has written or expanded 2 articles featured in the Did You Know section on the Main Page.

This user has created 9 userboxes on Wikipedia.

This user assumes good faith.

40°

This user has a fever. And the only prescription is more footnotes.

→ In necessariis unitas, in dubiis libertas, in omnibus caritas.

<ref>

This user recognizes the importance of citing sources.

WTF?

This user ALWAYS leaves
an edit summary.

~~trivia~~

This user hates trivia sections in articles.

This user uses the "Show preview" button so as to avoid making a great number of useless, successive edits.

[[redlink]]

This editor adds useful red links to articles to encourage content creation.

This user has been helping the Internet not suck since 2006.

Mono
Book

This user changed their default Wikipedia skin back to MonoBook.

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This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia.

This user strongly believes in freedom of speech.

This user was too slack to make Eagle Scout.

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This user is a professional editor.

This user loves deadlines. He loves the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

42

This user knows that the answer is 42.

This user has visited 42 of the 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia.

42

This user has visited 11 of the 63 National Parks in the United States.

11

This user has clinched 28.58% of the Interstate Highway System.

This user has clinched 5.68% of the United States Numbered Highway System.

This user has clinched 88.51% of the Massachusetts State Highway System.

This user has clinched 44.26% of the Connecticut Highway System.

This user has visited 7 of the 27 EU Member States.

7

4	This user has set foot in 4 continents of the world.

16	This user has been to 16 Major League Baseball stadiums.

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This space is for rent.

This user is an intermediate skiier or snowboarder.

This user is attacking you with all three dice.

This user contributes using a Chicago Typewriter.

This user prefers Chicago-style pizza.

This user eats poutine.

This user knows that American football is the only true football.

McL

This user supports the McLaren Formula 1 Team.

This user is a fan of
Brawn GP

0.0

This user does not run.

This user listens to NPR.

J!

This user phrases responses in the form of a question.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

Mr. T

This user pities the fool!

A

This user loves it when a plan comes together.

This user warns: If you mark that frame an 8, you're entering a world of pain.

007

This user likes martinis shaken, not stirred.

H?

This user wishes the
History Channel still showed actual history programming.

This user celebrates Amexit Day.

Iи Sоviэт Яцssiд, Цsэяьож дdd УОЦ!!

BB	This user is on a mission from God.

This user is a Marxist of the Groucho variety.

This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

T M
B G

This user is your friend, he's not your only friend, but he's a little glowing friend, but really, he's not actually your friend.

This user enjoys the works of
Isaac Asimov.

WBA
GNF
ARB

This user thinks Dave Barry would be a good name for a rock band. And this user is not making that up.

This user believes there ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

This user enjoys the works of
Sinclair Lewis.

This user thinks the Jeeves book series is top-hole, old bean!

What does this user want?

I N F O R M A T I O N .

. . . by hook or by crook!

^Nº2

This user is a capitalist.

According to The Political Compass this user is:
Economic Right (4.25) and
Social Libertarian (−3.54)

SI-0

This user thinks the metric system is bureaucratic and inhuman.

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

<html>

This user can write HTML.

nws-0

This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.

pig

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C

This user has type C userboxitis.

WTF?!?

This user believes that only right-handed users are in their left minds. Say what?

This user's favorite roller coaster is Interstate 84 in Hartford, which this user has ridden too many times.

This user feels that the SNES or Super Famicom was the last great console.

This user is interested in
the history of the United States.

This user has been on Wikipedia for 17 years, 11 months and 29 days.

The Wikiprayer

God, grant me the serenity to accept the pages I cannot edit,

The courage to edit the pages I can,

And the wisdom to know the difference.

This user is serious. And don't call him "Shirley".

∞

This user's ACTUAL userbox tower has infinity userboxes, so I cut it off here to not make you go crazy

This is an incredibly self-serving page for Toll Booth Willie, the editor formerly known as Wiki Wistah, with his contributions, barnstars and userboxes. Pay it no mind and maybe it will go away.