User:Yopienso

Userboxes This editor is a Tutnum and is entitled to display this Book of Knowledge. 18Y This Wikipedian joined Wikipedia on March 31, 2006 (18 years, 3 months, 1 week and 2 days ago). en This user is a native speaker of the English language. es-3 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel avanzado de español. This user believes in civility and assuming good faith. <ref> This user recognizes the importance of citing sources. This user believes that edits need useful summaries. This user is a Christian. This user believes that the separation of church and state defends liberty for all. This user has a BA degree in history            with a minor in Spanish. This user is interested in history. This user does not support the judgment of historical figures by modern standards. This user is a member of WikiProject U.S. Presidents. This user is a teacher. This user's ancestor fought Cornwallis in the American Revolution. This user was born in the United States y se casó en Colombia. This user stood on Merritt Island to watch Apollo 11 lift off for the Moon. Warning! This user can't think straight before her morning coffee.

This user, being a bit stodgy, is bewildered by the smashing of the original pillars and a bit confuzzled by the new icons.

This user believes Wikipedia should be neutral and unbiased:

"Just the facts, Ma'am."

And not just the facts, but all the pertinent facts:

"The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth."

And no smothering the simple facts with irrelevant blankets of obfuscations

or layers of details that belong elsewhere!

This user believes Wikipedia should never chuck anything down Orwell's memory hole. Ever!

We shouldn't be trying to control the past, present, or future,

but recording the facts as accurately and succinctly as humanly possible.

This user appreciates that many decent human beings

find Christianity absurd or distasteful.

She would be happy to explain why she finds it true and satisfying,

but only if you ask.

This user knows that although you don't have to be stupid to be a Christian,

you can be stupid and still be a Christian.

Yet not all Christians are stupid,

Nor are all stupid people Christians.

This user has an annoying habit of thinking

analytically,

deeply,

persistently,

even when she should be working,

and yet can be inadvertently thoughtless.

This user answers to "Grandma" and sometimes veges out at Funtrivia.

This user is getting a kick out of referring to herself in the third person,

but lacks the chutzpah to use the royal we. ♛