User:ZombiUwU

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‎ ‎About Me‎ ( I am on a hiatus from Wikipedia. See below for how to contact me through discord!) ‎
Contact me on discord at zombiuwu. If you do choose to message me please inform me that you are from Wikipedia. Also, I am currently looking to be adopted by another wikipedian. Thanks!
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ZombiUwU
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Why are we here
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NameZombiUwU
PronounsSecret
NationalityAmerican 🦅
Current locationBehind you
LanguagesEnglish Japanese
Time zonePacific Time Zone
OccupationOSINT Researcher
Born81 or 84 BCE

I confess that have still not yet found my calling here on Wikipedia. Despite contributing as a GA reviewer, copy editor, wp:rollbacker, and more, I find myself on an ongoing quest to uncover my unique contribution. Perhaps, my place here lies in being a multitool – the jack of all trades, master of none. I do know why I am here, and one thing for sure is that my mind aligns with the futile quest for completion. Oh what a silly thing completionism is, we will never finish Wikipedia, in no way will it ever be complete, but still I feel compelled to take this as far as possible. In the immortal words of the late and great Vami IV, "As a Wikipedia editor, I understand that my goal is the destruction of my purpose." As editors, we must right in till there is nothing left to be written, or in til the brilliant folks that run the show make some apocalyptically stupid unforeseen mistake and end up killing the whole of Wikipedia in the process. The path to completion is relentless but for now, it is up to us to keep toiling off into madness. We will get there word by word article by article.

Presently, my focus lies in enriching Wikipedia through various avenues, notably by delving into stubs, with a keen interest in obscure towns and beetle species. Despite rumors, I'm not a lizard person. I'm into filmmaking, computer science, and intelligence studies. I have worked in aerospace and defense, and I am currently an OSINT researcher working for a non-profit combating ecological harm. Studied computer science, intelligence analysis, gender studies, and game design. I love unintentional humor, like the page on Edward Drinker Cope who was a "militant paleontologist" with a skull supposedly filled with spaghetti to measure his brain size. I hope to one day get the The Completionist Barnstar.

Thanks for reading my ramble and don't forget to sign my guestbook! ZombiUwU ♥ (🌸~♥~ 📝) 21:18, 7 March 2024 (UTC)