User talk:EEng



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But there are no signs of intelligent life.


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Wikipedia Must Be The Saddest Place on Earth

I have had EEng's talk and userpage on my Watchlist for two months because they are the most fun places on Wikipedia.

Softlavender[1]


FDA Warning: Pagescrolling-related unilateral musculoskeletal asymmetry

My friend told me that the best way to get a man would be to impress him with my ability to crush a can so forcefully that the contents shoot out, fly up in the air and land in my mouth, so every morning I do yoga, swim and then come here for 40 mins scrolling to the bottom of EEng's talk page; my right forearm looks like Popeye's now and it's done wonders for my love life.

Belle[2]


Sections were archived,
one by one, like tears falling,
but saved forever. Levivich [3]


(a/o February 2, 2016: 131 stalkers, 81/89 "active" [4])

a. Stalkers caught on camera; b. Why was the gardener unhappy?
Wikipedians with red lynx cats on their user page
And now, without further ado .. Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you ... EEng's talk page!