I have a friend who is writing a book on people who have favourite foods that rhyme with their surnames and the complex science behind this. After discovering a charming chap named John Foley, who loves guacamole, I decided it best to keep the information in this article for when this book makes it big.
The relation to Kenwyne Jones, is merely because this man is a god.
Sorry for any inconvinience. Keep it street senior.