| "What Would Brian Boitano Do?" | |
|---|---|
| Song by Trey Parker and Marc Shaiman | |
| from the album South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut - Music from and Inspired by the Motion Picture | |
| Language | English |
| Released | 1999 |
| Genre | Absurdist, comedy |
| Length | 1:34 |
| Label | Atlantic |
| Composer(s) | Marc Shaiman |
| Lyricist(s) | Trey Parker |
| Producer(s) | Darren Higman |
"What Would Brian Boitano Do?" is a song from the 1999 film South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut written by South Park co-creator Trey Parker and composer Marc Shaiman. In the song, Olympic and professional figure skater Brian Boitano is treated lyrically as a superhero in a series of increasingly ludicrous situations. The title of the absurdist song is a parody of the evangelical Christian motto "What Would Jesus Do?"