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 | This page in a nutshell: Capitalization is a must in Wikipedia. However, misuse of it is also bad. You need a balance of both. |
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So, let's say that you're working on the article of a lifetime (or something like that), and you want to make it perfect. The least you can do to make it meet your quota is to give it proper capitalization so it doesn't look like absolute garbage. However, misuse (or lack of use) will not do.