Wikipedia:Petition against kitten abuse

Petition against kitten abuse
Any administrator who abuses kittens is a meanie, especially if they do so in the name of Wikipedia. After all, kittens are adorable, and abusing them doesn't benefit Wikipedia. Therefore:
  • We the undersigned, condemn in the strongest possible terms, any administrator that abuses kittens. (And please note that anyone who doesn't sign this obviously condones kitten abuse.)
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I can has signachurs?
plz dont hurt us
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  1. —David Levy 03:06, 22 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  2. THINK OF THE KITTENS. –Juliancolton | Talk 03:10, 22 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  3. @harej 03:11, 22 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  4. Just look at that image!!! Aw... we all know that most of you are causing God to kill kittens... don't contribute to the problem further by abusing them too! Lara 03:14, 22 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  5. I support this, even though Lara has implicitly pointed out that supporting it is probably blasphemous. Just as well I no longer live in Ireland-gadfium 03:24, 22 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  6. Down with meanie administrators who ignore all rules by abusing kittens! -CapitalQ (talk) 03:42, 22 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  7. There are certainly a few cluless admins who would freely abuse kittens if only you phrased the reason for doing so in just the right way. So yes, duly condemned. Now, if you could get an ambiguous arbcom motion and a Jimbo half-quote to sort of endorse kitten abuse as Doing Good Work despite what the rest of the right thinking kitten loving world thinks....my God, the inhumanity. MickMacNee (talk) 03:54, 22 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  8. ⇌ Jake Wartenberg 03:56, 22 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  9. To think, I thought that kitten was a baseball... damnit. — Coffee // have a cup // ark // 04:17, 22 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  10. I condone abusing kittens, but I love signing petitions. Chillum (Need help? Ask me) 04:31, 22 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  11. Does this mean that administrators who abuse kittens are not automatically de-sysoped?! In what world have I been living...? Waltham, The Duke of 05:53, 22 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  12. I don't think Mick gets it. Administrators should not be allowed to use their decapitating tool as a method of going on a kitten killing spree. UnitAnode 05:58, 22 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  13. Let's hang the kitten abusers. --Closedmouth (talk) 07:04, 22 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  14. Where do lolcats come from? Nifky^ 07:37, 22 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  15. Every time God kills a kitten... - Mailer Diablo 07:44, 22 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  16. Camaron · Christopher · talk 10:01, 22 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  17. LOLKITTEH! Pmlineditor ∞ 10:51, 22 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  18. Especially User:Gracenotes, who hates barnstars too: proof. — SMcCandlish Talk⇒ ʕ(Õلō)ˀ Contribs. 17:24, 22 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
    PS: The Masturbation article has serious WP:NPOV problems, since God killing kittens for it isn't mentioned, delted by anti-feline tagteam sockpuppets. — SMcCandlish Talk⇒ ʕ(Õلō)ˀ Contribs. 17:24, 22 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  19. You can has signachurs from me. I wont hurt you. I luv kittens. So does my alt account. So i give you both signachurs. jh0367 ☯ ~hugs~ / & / delirious & lost ☯ ~hugs~ 18:59, 22 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  20. Support. I quite like kittens but I couldn't eat a whole one. Franamax (talk) 22:52, 22 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  21. Support and demand PTSD therapy. Even though I disapprove of the emotional solicitation of support !votes with the ridiculous and adorably, pathetically cute images, since I am seriously brought to tears like a pathetic child when I see anything close to this saddening, I feel obligated to volunteer my torso be used for future abuse in exchange for a captive kitten if this fails to reach consensus. My hideous fragility means I can't take much punishment, but it should buy the kitties a little more time at least. ♪ daTheisen(talk) 23:36, 22 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  22. Support; and it would be a strong support from me if it included the hamsters. No one ever hurts the hamsters. ~SuperHamster Talk Contribs 02:03, 24 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  23. Support per biographies of living kittens policy. Ucucha 03:45, 24 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  24. There needs to be a deadminship process for militant Administrators who abuse their tools to abuse their capacity to abuse kittens. rʨanaɢ talk/contribs 11:03, 24 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  25. Support OMG, I love kittens!! -- Kendrick7talk 04:20, 26 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  26. Support Penalty for kitten abuse... DEATH --Garrythefish (talk) 18:26, 26 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  27. Strong Support — I love cats. Really. Sincerely, Jack Merridew 17:04, 27 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  28. Support sign Wikipedia:Administrators against kitten abuse today! - Tbsdy (formerly Ta bu shi da yu) talk 05:49, 28 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  29. rawr  rdunnalbatross  10:32, 28 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  30. Please, think of the server kitteh's! (X! · talk)  · @533  ·  11:47, 28 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  31. Support Because if I were to be reincarnated, I would want to be a cat :) The Thing Talk//Sign// color=#D00>Vandalize 15:37, 28 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  32. Support Hurting kittens is prima facie evidence of power hunger. Trusilver 16:56, 28 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  33. Support cos ILIKEIT. Also, it are fakt. <>Multi‑Xfer<> (talk) 19:21, 28 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  34. Meow Because in the end, with no other alternative, sincere people and others are indeed concerned. --StaniStani  00:03, 29 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  35. Support What have the kittens done to deserve such cruel treatment? RadManCF (talk) 16:55, 31 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  36. Support Bebeh kitteh so prosh. ike9898 (talk) 22:44, 8 February 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  37. Support. Mrrrroww. Fffftt Ffffftt, -- Ϫ 05:09, 15 February 2010 (UTC)[reply]
  38. Support Jay Myers (Hurricane Jay) (talk) 19:18, 19 January 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  39. Support I think all animals should just be left alone. Stop messing with them. Davykamanzi → talk  · contribs 15:45, 29 May 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  40. Support Kittehs are pritteh. Rouenpucelle 7:46, 29 May 2012(UTC-8)
  41. Support Kitties are the cutest. If you oppose this, I oppose you. meow c;
  42. Strongest possible veto support I was a kitten once....or so my cats think. #KittensForAdmins2019! --TheSandDoctor Talk 03:27, 18 August 2018 (UTC)[reply]
  43. Strong support. In particular, kitten huffing must be stopped. —pythoncoder (talk | contribs) 17:37, 13 May 2020 (UTC)[reply]
  44. Support Abusing kittens should result in an indefinite block. Scorpions13256 (talk) 22:21, 8 December 2020 (UTC)[reply]
  45. Support Look at that kitten how could you hurt it! The furret lover (talk) 20:59, 17 November 2021 (UTC)[reply]
  46. OH MY GOD Support #SaveTheKittens Clyde (please @ me if replying) (talk) 23:25, 10 June 2022 (UTC)[reply]
  47. Support. Please take my signature! GreatLakesShips 🤘 (talk - contribs) 14:18, 4 August 2022 (UTC)[reply]
  48. Support I am also against kitten abuse. Facebook would ban you—and in that vein I then say: so should Wikipedia. Altanner1991 (talk) 06:50, 12 August 2022 (UTC)[reply]
  49. Obviously Support All kittens and cats are my icons! FireStarDog (talk) 24:54, 1 March 2024 (UTC)[reply]
  50. All kitten abusers need to be desysopped, banned, and beheaded. QuicoleJR (talk) 15:22, 6 June 2024 (UTC)[reply]