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This page in a nutshell: A WikiRodent is a beneficial nuisance to the WikiFauna ecosystem. |
WikiRodent Temporal range: 2007–present
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Surprisingly, WikiRodents are known companions of the WikiHarrier-Hawk. | |
Scientific classification | |
Domain: | Eukaryota |
Kingdom: | Animalia |
Phylum: | Chordata |
Class: | Mammalia |
Order: | Rodentia |
Species: | R. wikirodent
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Binomial name | |
Rodentia wikirodent |
A WikiRodent is a variety of WikiFauna, of Rodentia. Like the Rodent after which it is named, a WikiRodent has a single pair of continuously growing incisors in each of the upper and lower jaws. This makes their craving to use them and wear them down endless. However, due to their size, their bites are mostly harmless, unless an infection starts and causes a snowball effect that has the ability to ruin everything.
WikiRodent activity includes seed and spore dispersal, pollination, seed predation, energy and nutrient cycling, the modification of plant succession and species composition, and acting as a food source for many predators.
While dismissed by some as an annoying pest, the WikiRodent is vital for sparking discussions that need to be had on Wikipedia. WikiRodent behavior can indeed be a good practice because it will work a proposal/nomination process to perfection. Their proneness to controversy is done with good faith in mind, as can be seen by their indiscriminate scavenging. They are important to the ecosystem as few other fauna have any desire to participate in the conflicts that WikiRodents are usually found at.
Fairly often, WikiRodents will be brutally eaten by a WikiGryphon or other experienced fauna like the WikiSnake, whom instantly shuts down their squeaking.