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 | This page in a nutshell: WikiRoses will stop whatever they're doing, and give their time for other editor's benefit, for instance if the other editor has been vandalized or had their page blanked. |
WikiRoses normally make friends with WikiDoctors, but care for WikiDaleks and others. They will care dearly for anything that has trouble. However, if something is done in spitefulness, they are quick to warn, block or assasinat-I mean, be assertive. Many like to adopt and edit. They are very friendly. Sometimes WikiDoctors and WikiRoses are torn apart and stop talking. Then they spontaneously meet again. No-one knows why.