The Teahouse is a forum where editors can inquire on their editing struggles, and is a crucial component to our welcoming and editor retention initiatives. From helping newcomers to advertising WikiProjects, this project has many impacts. How are these goals achieved, and what do the hosts think about the Teahouse itself? To answer that, we interview a diverse group of hosts at the Teahouse, from Cullen328 who has been at the project almost since day one and stalwarted earliest development, to Celestina007, a new pages patroller, to Panini!, a three-time FA writer, to Qwerfjkl, a bot operator and AWB wizard, to ThadeusOfNazereth, a vandalism fighter.