Wikipedia:Wikipediholism test/modern

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If you have a coffee-stained mug similar to this example here, you may be spending a little bit too much time on Wikipedia. Why not spend some more and take this test?
Car of Polish Wikipediholic; If you have a car with "???.wikipedia.org," you will spend too much time on WP.
If you have a keyboard similar to this example here, you might be spending too much time pressing "wikipedia."

WARNING: MODERN VERSION. THIS WILL BE MESSY. SUCH MESSINESS EXISTS FOR HUMOROUS REASONS. PROTECTION IS NOT REQUIRED.
Get me out of here!

  • no!

Just tone it down a bit!

If you're not sure whether you are a Wikipediholic or are unsure about the amount of Wikipedihol you took, then you should take this test.

The point value of answering 'yes' to each question is listed in parentheses ( ) at the end of the question. The higher the result, the more likely it is that you are a Wikipediholic! New questions and modifications are of course welcome—good questions are those that measure current addiction (e.g., "have you edited a page in the last week?", not "have you ever edited a page?"), on the hypothesis that Wikipediholism can be cured, or at least controlled to some degree.

Eliteness is more permanent, so can be answered with questions like "Have you ever did a 360 noscope and sniped ur mom while doing it?".

RC is mysterious, so there is no telling what questions are best for it. It's for the best it remains that way.

Give yourself over 6 hours and 20 quintillion femtoseconds because there are over 9,000 questions! Also, if you would like to edit this test, make it as insane as you can!